One of the tools I have been #Vibecoding is a Daily Steampunky newspaper generated once per day using deterministic code and local Ai... Its on edition 80, which means its been running for over 2 months. The newspaper uses the analog of a town to describe its events... ... The attacks against the #VPS are described in the terms of 'Our boys (and gals) at the front', hence 'Order of battle' At a glance, I can see the cadence of attacks and what kind are they... ...rather than scanning log files or even something like Prometheus/Graphana panel. This is how I know I get as many as 3000 attacks per day (on a shitty, obscure, VPS with no real internet presence), and what kind. A few weeks back it was a PHP auth scripts storm, Now we are down to under 500, the good old credentials/key theft attempts. Once the code is developed, its fully deterministic but for Percy Promptworth - The local AI writer, who turns dry text into Steampunk flavour. #Selfhosting #Infosec