Post #2976649
2026-05-30 19:48 UTC
WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.
Replies (2)
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@FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-30 23:00
Glad you survived that.
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@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-05-30 19:57
Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide