Not dead yet

Meet our last aquarium fish, Methuselina, a probably-female Corydoras splendens catfish. Despite appearances, she is not dead. She's just resting. We bought her on July 13, 2002. That is not a misprint. She was a small adult fish at that time, so she must be at least 24½ years old. I assume she doesn't have much longer to live -- but with her history, I don't know if that means days or years!