Post #2924844
2022-12-17 16:10 UTC
Every child there’s been
From Aaron to Zeta
We can build an AI
Because we have the data!
Now, Santa is old
Didn’t quite understand
But he trusts his elves
So he okayed the plan
So the elves cleaned the data
They were very precise
To determine the patterns
In the naughty and nice
Gender and parents
And address and race
Grades and faves
Really, every trace
Billions of children
Made into numbers
AI makes predictions
While each child slumbers
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@cfiesler@hci.social 2022-12-17 16:11
The goal of the model (Just to be clear) Given these patterns Who’s naughty this year? They held back a sample So that they could test And the model? Not bad. Ninety percent, at their best. So they brought it to Santa And said, never fear! Predictive machine learning Will save Christmas this year Santa pulled out his list For his own kind of test Hours later he went From impressed to distressed [3/5]