Post #2921386
2026-02-24 16:45 UTC
@dmbaturin@functional.cafe
This is where John Mastodon was born, when there was no room at the Inn, and the storefront was just a stable back then before his followers commemorated it as The Innternet
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@dmbaturin@functional.cafe 2026-02-24 17:41
@float13@masto.hackers.town Like with all legends and relics, it's difficult to say for certain. There are like five sites claiming to be his birthplace, and countless shrines that claim to have his trunk, tusks, collarbones, and other organs, despite the fact that he's repeatedly sighted by his followers with all those organs intact.