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@monorail@glaceon.social This is double the funny because shlock, dime detective novels will go like "And then I've spotted *it*. The toothbrush the victim used, it had parts of lipstick on it, the kind of lipstick I've found by by his bathroom mirror before. Someone who wore that lipstick visited before and left her necklace on the ceiling fan in his kitchen. I knew only one starlet in this whole town who'd use a lipstick like that. That's when I knew. I had to find the Funny Penny."