@BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems
Post #2865483
2026-05-26 12:01 UTC
How does one give an embryo an IQ test.
Replies (3)
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@Amoeba_Girl@awful.systems 2026-05-26 12:16
Big syringe
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@BuccaneerScientist@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-05-27 08:47
You give them a marshmellow and promise them another one if they don’t eat the first one inside 2 minutes. Usually kids pass this test when the are around 3 yo, so if the embryo passes they are so far ahead developmentally they will grow up to become a god. Or something like that. IDK…
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@ICastFist@programming.dev 2026-05-27 13:26
With a pencil and paper, obviously. Getting it inside the uterus is the hard part, tho