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Post #2829111

2026-04-19 13:33 UTC

Sometimes only sarcasm will do. Here's my response to this CNN report, which I've shared with friends on social media: Y'all, isn't God good? Our president iss going to read a bible verse. In public! Right out loud, to all of us! It will tell us to humble ourselves and pray (and shut up and obey โ€” him). #PopeLeo #Trump #Hegseth #JDVance #Republicans #MAGA #WhiteChristianNationalism /11 https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/19/politics/trump-bible-reading-oval-office

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  • @wdlindsy@toad.social 2026-04-19 13:34

    Isn't God good, giving us a man who brings religion right back where it should be, in the halls of government? Just ask those Iranian girls who got shown who was or wasn't boss when their school was blown to bits! God is good! All the time! #PopeLeo #Trump #Hegseth #JDVance #Republicans #MAGA #WhiteChristianNationalism /12

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  • @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk 2026-04-19 13:49

    @wdlindsy@toad.social Given his dislike of reading, I'm trying to think of bible verses with words of less than 3 syllables. 'Jesus wept' fits the bill.

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  • @JonChevreau@mstdn.ca 2026-04-19 13:53

    @wdlindsy@toad.social This will be a first for him!

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  • @RainbowFrog@mastodon.top 2026-04-19 13:53

    @wdlindsy@toad.social Really looking forward for this event ๐Ÿ˜ Some things will be interesting to observe : * what text he chooses (is chosen for him) ? * whether he's able to read it without garbling it * whether he's able to NOT divert to how great he did in Iran, and the Dow, and the price of gas (or any of his current obsessions)

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  • @alex_p_roe@mastodon.world 2026-04-19 13:55

    @wdlindsy@toad.social The Bible according to Pulp Fiction?!

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  • @michaelgemar@cosocial.ca 2026-04-19 13:57

    @wdlindsy@toad.social If he bursts into fire I will become a Christian.

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  • @kali@discuss.systems 2026-04-19 14:52

    @wdlindsy@toad.social ehem. ". "AND GOD SAW THAT THERE WAS AN UTTERLY MORONIC IDIOT WALKING THE EARTH, AND HE SHALL BE CALLED THE KING OF THE US&A, AND HE SHALL RE-NAME MANY SEAS UNLIKE ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE, AND BY HIS WORDS YOU SHOULD RECOGNIZE HIM: "thank you for your attention to this matter" AND THE LORD SHALL TURN HIM ORANGE FOR HIS SINS!

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