Post #2827202

2026-04-30 06:23 UTC

@timrichards@aus.social @TheWarOnCars@mastodon.social I reckon those GINORMOUS Wankpanzer trucks should have 1) special licences, including special parking tests 2) extra road tax 3) extra rego charges 4)Wankpanzer only parking bays, at the very end of the shopping district. Anything else?

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@MsDropbear42@blahaj.zone 2026-04-30 06:31

@caity@bne.social @timrichards@aus.social @TheWarOnCars@mastodon.social mandatory bumper stickers for them declaring "warning, weeny wiener within".

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@isol@mastodon.au 2026-04-30 06:50

@caity@bne.social @timrichards@aus.social @TheWarOnCars@mastodon.social Mandatory minimum tyre sizes and suspension heights which make them 30 cm too high to fit under most bridges.

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@Salvo@aus.social 2026-05-01 03:22

@caity@bne.social @timrichards@aus.social @TheWarOnCars@mastodon.social The whole reason why they are 3495kg is so they can squeak under the 3500kg limit on a standard drivers licence. That said, there are also people in Super Wankpanzers like the F350s who do have heavy vehicle licences who still drive/park like cockheads. Unfortunately, because they are classed as a Light Truck, the actually get Tax Breaks!

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