Post #2821447
2026-05-11 06:58 UTC
He's looking for any excuse to get in there so he can walk out with some of the gold.
Fuck knows what he'll do with it, given his obsession with that precious metal. Shave bits off and put it on his hamberders; melt it and create a gold crown with built-in toupee; create yet another fucking statue to himself or another gold toilet to shit in; store it in his Mar A Lago bathroom like it's some sort of classified info; use it for his stupid ball room; jizz all over it.
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@themaninblack@lemmy.world 2026-05-11 13:34
No, he will follow the pattern of buying calls on gold beforehand, then detonating a nuke in Ft. Knox so the gold supply is irradiated, making the value of his gold skyrocket. This was in a movie once. I think it was called “The President That Couldn’t Slow Down”