Post #2819642

2026-05-24 21:50 UTC

You know, “most of said outfits” was too harsh. I’m gonna rate the outfits now, I love rating outfits!!! 2, 3 and 10 look like men you should run away from. 6 looks like he’s cosplaying as 60s italian movie riviera pinterest europe cinecitta, which I instinctively distrust. And I don’t care what anyone says, I will simply not abide the sockless loafer. 4, whatever. I do not want to talk him. We clearly have nothing in common. 8 is awesome. Looks like an actual cool guy, lovely outfit, love the pose. He’s what 6 wants to be. 7 is pretty cool too. Have to dock points for the very modelly pose, sadly, but still, pretty sick fit. 5 I don’t really like but he’s a more confidently realised version of 6 so good for him. Not tryhard or heterosexual-looking enough for me to hate. Keep it up. 9 I am sure I would absolutely love if I saw it on someone who didn’t look like they were fresh out the male model factory. Bonus points for uncreased trousers. And finally 1 is obviously awesome but like. You cannot use this as an outfit recommendation. That’s just irresponsible. First the guy is buff as fuck and that is a necessary part of the outfit. It’s all about that mad silhouette. Second, I mean. This is pretty eccentric right. If you saw everyone dressing like this it would just be dumb. You cannot expect those poor lesswrongs to understand this.

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@Architeuthis@awful.systems 2026-05-24 23:21

Well now you’ve made me look at the image too long, too. #1’s belt probably wraps twice around that waistline, I’d say photoshop/AI but there’s that 1/3 of the shirt hanging off to the right with nothing to fill it so yeah, and also Phil Davis^1^ exists. #10 is aspiring to be the jock from scooby doo and I don’t think that jacket can actually close, similarly to #1 the whole thing probably only works for very specific poses and angles. #6 looks like he runs a leopard print handbag delivery service, #4 is horny youth pastor in his aunt’s kitchen, 7-9 look comfy but contrived, #5 really wants you to know he’s wearing a possibly expensive wife beater under that shirt and 2 & 3 are all sorts of dodgy, esp. #3 who looks like a tourist trap gift shop keeper whose face is noticeably untanned because he has to hide it a lot for undisclosed reasons. #2 mostly has a raging case of resting netflix true crime serial killer face syndrome. I get that the point probably was to only show the broad strokes of how it should look if you’re making an effort, but whatever. 1

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