Not now, Almighty Zorg! I have to file this report or I'll lose my health insurance
2026-05-24 05:28 UTC
Replies (8)
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@Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-24 06:22
It’s almost there. Y axis-How big of a deal aliens are to you X axis-How powerless you feel in your day to day
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@Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-24 17:12
I haven’t even begun to be interested in looking at the stupid fucking alien files Trump allegedly released. I’m too concerned about the Epstein files that never got settled.
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@AstralPath@lemmy.ca 2026-05-24 18:25
I for one welcome our alien overlords.
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@Griffus@lemmy.zip 2026-05-24 19:20
Having health insurance connected to your job in a country with absolutely no worker protection laws is peak dystopian fantasy.
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@Monster96@lemmy.world 2026-05-24 08:53
That’s the opposite. If aliens show up, then I don’t have to go to work!
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@this@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-24 20:26
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@BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 2026-05-24 11:25
swap the axes
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-05-25 00:17
Disagreed! (also good comic choice! i love Indexed! i really need to set up a webcomics rss again) as my brother in law in law in law in law in law in law (i think that's the right number i lost count) with the most stressful job is very worried about aliens (he's not in ice, he's in medicine near the border). so not really space aliens although we do like talking ufos, we have seen some weird shit in the mountains near santa cruz but like, we were pretty high (on weed. and also my family likes playing pranks with a bigfoot suit i absolutely cannot tell anyone when or where we go camping) so like take it with an ocean of salt.