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Post #2792718

2026-04-28 02:15 UTC

@anne_twain @devsimsek a better equivalence explanation. Here is a 'smart hammer.' It promises to never smash your thumb. And between 20 and 60% of the time, it works! The other 80 to 40% of the time it explodes and takes off your entire arm and sets the nearest three houses on fire. The question is not "why are people not stopping when it explodes" or "how do we filter the explosions." The question is "WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE STILL USING AN EXPLODING HAMMER?!" I need to remember this one.

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