@queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone
Post #2790361
2026-05-10 23:17 UTC
Grab your gun and Punisher neck gaiter and roll up to your polling place and menace the people going in. Congrats, you are now in the Election Integrity Army.
Wages you say? are you not a _patriot_? Is the fear in the eyes of your fellow human beings not payment enough?
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@I_Jedi@lemmy.today 2026-05-11 00:51
Oh, wages are covered. The job works on commission. Any property acquired through civil forfeiture during your duties in the Election Integrity Army are yours to keep.