Post #2786230
2026-04-06 23:09 UTC
@chartier@toot.cafe JUDGE: "How does the defendant plead?"
PUBLIC DEFENDER: "They were indeed scurvy dogs, the landlubbers! The decks in the galley were sore in need o' swabbin"
JUDGE: "Prosecution, is that so?"
DISTRICT ATTORNEY: "We cannot deny the state of the food court, your honour."
JUDGE: "Charges dismissed."
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