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@felimwhiteley@mastodon.social

2026-04-27 12:18 UTC

Anyway can we not just get on to the next hottness while this tyre fire is still going, Quantum! Quantum configs, where nothings quite what it seems, the service is both started and failed. Surely we must be in a __superposition__ to know where we stand then... #sorry #getMyCoat

Replies (3)

  • @haploc@fedi.cr-net.be 2026-04-27 12:28

    @felimwhiteley@mastodon.social Quantum state... My service is both up and down!

    Open ##2773489

  • @shom@gts.shom.dev 2026-04-27 13:50

    @felimwhiteley@mastodon.social we're going to deal with nondeterministic LLM output to meet idempotent requirements by constraining them with a quantum stage and record the transaction on the blockchain and issue NFT certificates which can be purchased with crypto.

    Open ##2773493

  • @pertho@mastodon.bsd.cafe 2026-04-27 22:36

    @felimwhiteley@mastodon.social Firefox Quantum! 😂

    Open ##2773495