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I love the spell "Expeditious Retreat", because it's really just generic zoomy-time, but the wizard who came up with it could only imagine one possible reason to go fast, and that's to get the heck out of whatever entirely avoidable situation they stirred up. Compare with a spell like Ashardalon's Stride, which is one thousand percent meant for running into the midst of your foes so that you can wreck everyone all at once. Definitely not invented by a wizard.