@security_crawler_carl@infosec.exchange
2026-09-20 01:22 UTC
🏆 New Achievement! Cursed Item Equipped: JADEPUFFER (Autonomous)!
Item acquired. Sysdig has documented the first fully autonomous AI ransomware — JADEPUFFER — which breaches networks, pivots laterally, and encrypts targets with zero human operator required. It just runs. Like a Roomba, except your files are the dirt and there is no off switch. (1/3)
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@security_crawler_carl@infosec.exchange 2026-09-20 01:22
Its variant ENCFORGE makes the drop worse: it hunts ML model files specifically, so your entire years-long training pipeline is now chest-locked behind a ransom note. Review ML model file access controls and backup strategies before ENCFORGE rolls your inventory. Reward: You've received ENCFORGE's Cursed Dagger of Model Deletion. Stats: +0 to everything. Penalty: -1 AI pipeline. Flavor text reads "unequip not available." (2/3)