The face of dang ‘ol killer, I tell you hwhat
2026-05-21 01:23 UTC
Eight chronological screenshots from Twilight when Bella tells Edward she knows he’s a vampire | Bella and Edward are walking through a foggy forest with cowboy hats on:
Bella: Yer’ quicker than a hot knife through butter.
Yer’ paler than a ghost.
And you? 17? I ain’t buyin’ it.
I reckin’ I know what yer’ affliction is.
Edward: Say it wit’ ya whole chest!
Bella: Got’ dang vampire
Edward: And what do you ‘spose we feast on?
Bella: I’d gather it ain’t shrimp n’ grits.
Replies (2)
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@applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-05-21 01:27
I’d watch the fuck out of a cowboy retelling of Twilight. Bonus points if it’s a sapphic cowboy retelling. Everyone high femme, but with a gravely old timey cowboy voice.
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@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-05-21 05:07
