I only date virgins
2026-05-13 03:22 UTC
Replies (5)
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@speckofrust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-05-13 06:58
Seems to me like a critique in reverse about sex in regards to women’s anatomy. I like it.
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@SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2026-05-13 16:35
I am so sick and tired of saying this: it returns back to its normal size after intercourse!
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@imadethis@fedinsfw.app 2026-05-13 13:28
Clearly that’s why you need someone into oral. They’ll suck all the blood back into your penis to reinflate it. In fact, I’m going to start using that pickup line on all the guys. I bet my numbers start jumping!
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@belunos@lemmus.org 2026-05-14 07:59
Jokes on you, my cock was small before I even had sex
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@mattyroses@lemmy.today 2026-05-14 23:34
Fuck the p away . . . fuck the p away ETA damnit, just realized it should have been “fuck the peen away”