Post #2730354

There is a little kitty that hangs out outside my apartment building all the time and petting her is considered to be the entrance tax. If you don’t then she remembers you and will fuck you up if you try to pet her after ignoring her too many times, but she will still approach you the exact same way as if she wants pets from you before she guts you like a fish. I’ve never had issues, as I always pay my vig, but I’ve seen that tiny lady straight open some people up. She’s got autonomous machetes for hands.