Linux Rule
2026-05-20 06:44 UTC
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Bluesky post by user @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social that reads,
I INSTALLED “LINUX”. BECAUSE WINDOWS IS FOR MEN WHO ASK PERMISSION TO EXIST. I CRUSHED THE INSTALLER WITH MY BARE HANDS AND NOW THE TERMINAL CALLS ME “SIR” BUT MY KERNEL KEEPS PANICKING. WHAT COMMAND MAKES THE COMPUTER SUBMIT COMPLETELY? I REFUSE TO GOOGLE
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~Yes, all of this user’s posts are like this.~
Replies (6)
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@Filetternavn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-05-20 07:32
sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / should do the trick! Note: PLEASE DO NOT RUN THIS ON YOUR COMPUTER, IT IS A JOKE
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@tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-05-20 08:38
Gotta tune down the aura, you’re mogging the kernel, who is a bit nervous at times
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@Foni@piefed.zip 2026-05-20 09:53
Pfft, only a true beta user uses BlueSky. Real men tame their own Mastodon server.
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@jasoman@lemmy.world 2026-05-20 06:54
Call up Linus if your heart is good of windows he will answer.
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@20cello@lemmy.world 2026-05-20 07:08
Sudo
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@GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 2026-05-21 03:16
Meanwhile, here I am getting pegged by KDE cause I failed to properly research what migrating to Linux entailed.