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2026-05-19 11:51 UTC
The Following Is A Highly Speculative, Creative And Absurd Take On Morning Health Trends That Claim To Wake You Up And Energize Your Day, IN NO WAY IS THIS IN IT'S CURRENT FORMULATION PERCEIVED TO BE HEALTHY NOR BENEFICIAL, In Fact Consuming This Wonderfully Absurd Concoction, Could Literally Land You In The Emergency Room Or Morgue, Depending On Your Personal Health, This Is Merely A Fun And Expressive IDEA ONLY, DO NOT ACTUALLY Produce Kimmie's Kidney Kicker AND CONSUME IT;
Kimmie's Kidney Kicker, the pick me up that actually lifts you up; It starts with 4 TB of fresh raw sugar, 1/2 tp of Black Pepper, 1/2 tp of Turmeric, 1/2tp of Cayenne, 3 TB of pure Cocaco powders, 3 oz of fresh Beet pulp, 1 oz of fresh Lemon Juice, 1 tp of Matcha powder, 1 pinch of Pink Himalayan Salt and 36 ozs of Mocha Mattari coffee;
Prepare this in the morning and enjoy it and finish it before lunch, following it up throughout the day with a combined total of 3 liters of pure water, your system will be running like a high performance machine all morning as you prepare for the lunch time crash and nap;
* These Claims Have Not Been Validated By Any Authoritative Body, and Consuming Kimmie's Kidney Kicker Is At Your Own Jittery Risk;
Kimmie's Kidney Kicker, kick your sluggish starts and exhausting crashes to the curb, Kimmie's Kidney Kicker;
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