Post #2697745
2026-05-12 17:41 UTC
\>Go to doctor
\>Get CT scan of my head
\>Totally normal, eyes not hacked
\>NASA must have replaced the windows in the space station with 8K screens.
Replies (2)
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@Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-05-12 17:43
Correct. The only way to know for sure is to walk out the airlock and see with your own eyes.
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@DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2026-05-12 20:16
I did a shit from a high tower to measure whether it fell straight to earth or curved, indicating a round planet. It curved, that's when I realized NASA must have replaced my anus.