Post #2667700
2026-05-01 16:28 UTC
@anakin78z@mograph.social
Player: ‘I shoot the gazebo!’
DM: ‘Why do you even have weapons?! This place is a literal paradise - the worst thing that happened recently was a kitten stuck in a tree - and you’re randomly attacking inanimate fixtures with battlefield weapons? Why?!’
Player: *picks up dice, grinning*
DM: *dies a little inside*
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@anakin78z@mograph.social 2026-05-01 17:35
@gmh@mastodon.social This actually hangs on the wall next to our gaming table 😆. Note the arrow sticking out of it 😛.