@sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems
Post #2664591
2026-05-18 05:43 UTC
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@lagrangeinterpolator@awful.systems 2026-05-18 12:01
I find it really funny how after he gets booed he says, “If you don’t care about science, that’s okay, because AI is going to touch everything else as well. Whatever path you choose, AI will become part of how work is done.” Yeah, if you’re worried that AI is only going to fuck up science, don’t worry, it’s going to fuck up everything else as well. Was he trying to stick to a (terrible) script, or is he genuinely this incapable of reading a room? “When someone offers you a seat on the rocket ship, you do not ask which seat. You just get on.” No, my mom taught me about stranger danger. I know what to do when a sketchy old man named Eric Schmidt pulls up with a rocket ship that says FREE ICE CREAM. “The rocket ship is here. Let me give you some advice. First, find a way to say yes. Listen.” Thanks for revealing how AI adoption is really about coercion. It doesn’t matter what you think, AI is inevitable and you ignorant Luddites are gonna have to find a way to like it. Truly a masterclass in public speaking by Eric Schmidt. When the audience reacts negatively to what you said, just double down and shove it down their throats. You’re a billionaire, so you know better than them.
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@BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 2026-05-18 12:03
When some offers you a seat on the rocket ship, you do not ask which seat, you just get on. I don’t know mate, I think I do neither of those things because the kid-diddling natalist doesn’t seem to be good at making ones that don’t go boom. Christ what a fucking shitweasel.
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@jonhendry@iosdev.space 2026-05-18 16:23
@sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems His eyes are giving me Corinthian vibes.