ruleters
2026-05-16 17:06 UTC
Replies (8)
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@youcantreadthis@quokk.au 2026-05-16 18:37
The onion of prophecy. They really need to start riffing on this maybe hint their parent company is the front for a cult or something idk
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@exu@feditown.com 2026-05-16 20:20
The current US happenings have made The Onion’s job impossible
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@theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-05-16 22:44
Completely different headlines and trust me I’m not defending trump.
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@Doomsider@lemmy.world 2026-05-17 02:25
They are willing to sacrifice for stupidity. Duurr just doing my part paying high prices so our President can embezzle more money. It’s the Ameridumb way!
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@Zink@programming.dev 2026-05-17 03:03
I had to go find that onion post. Most of it is funny stuff about wanting prices to be higher for no particular reason, but this got me at the end: "I figure anyone who sells oil knows better than I do what to do with my money. As my grandmother used to say, the higher the gas price, the closer to God.” The absurdity is still there, yeah, but it’s just too close to reality. I’m an old white guy born in the Trumpian Farmlands of Pennsyltucky, and it shook me a bit. That first line especially… They wouldn’t say it out loud because they have to maintain the iamverybadass facade, but they live to be a cog in the machine, to serve the higher life form that will be their salvation. It’s almost like their god, their cult leader, and their president can be the same person. And that’s before we address the part where they chose one of the worst humans possible. Unfortunately if there is any difference between these two takes it’s that the real-life person says the quiet part out loud.
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@Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2026-05-17 11:57
How is basically loosing a war with Iran worth it? Taco man stupid.
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@rayyy@piefed.social 2026-05-17 12:05
MAGA voters also claim they prefer a president who shits their pants.
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@Michal@programming.dev 2026-05-17 14:10
These are not equivalent.