Post #261662
2026-02-11 01:40 UTC
The image displays a sign that reads: “DO NOT TOUCH YOURSELF…
ASK THE STAFF FOR ASSISTANCE”
Replies (9)
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@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2026-02-11 01:52
Hi, got a staff here. *I put on my robe and wizard hat*
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@Kolanaki@pawb.social 2026-02-11 02:45
*me, standing in the restoom near the sinks for 20 minutes* "When the hell are the employees gonna come wash my hands?"
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@ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2026-02-11 07:21
Having sex with staff (consensually) > public masturbation
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@ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2026-02-11 02:13
I work in a clothing store, I will "assist" you in the fitting room if you bring me a bag of cookies from the nearby cookie stand.
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@Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2026-02-11 01:53
Does that cost extra?
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@Zier@fedia.io 2026-02-11 06:06
I'm only asking for help if he is cute.
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@stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2026-02-11 14:28
how could I pass up an offer like that?
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@MrSulu@lemmy.ml 2026-02-11 07:38
Hopefully the staff have good hand washing procedures.
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@No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 2026-02-11 07:54
Assistance please