@TuringCompleteSocialist@lemmy.world
It is morally correct to graffiti this ad
2026-05-09 00:13 UTC
Replies (40)
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@davetortoise@reddthat.com 2026-05-09 06:45
Hi this is a relatively new form of ‘ragebait’ ad which is designed to be shared on social media by people who hate it. The vast majority of people think it’s disgusting, but it gets shared around enough that the CO’s which they’re actually marketing to will see it and be tempted. Please don’t give it the attention it wants.
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@snoons@lemmy.ca 2026-05-09 00:21
Yes. **Ava the AI BDR** Cleaned out your production server and all backups.
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@NecroticEuphoria@lemmy.ml 2026-05-09 08:25
There's a little accelerationist inside of me, that hopes that every company that can "hire" AI, does so and ruins their entire bussiness and goes bankrupt with it.
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@Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 2026-05-09 05:39
It is morally correct to graffiti any ad. But we can start with this one :)
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@lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2026-05-09 18:54
Booking meetings is not a fucking achievement. In my line of work having a bunch of meetings means shit is going off the rails. but I guess this ad is probably targeted at the worthless middle managers that don't know what to do with their time if they're not in meetings all day.
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@AvocadoCumToast@lemmy.zip 2026-05-10 03:59
**Ava the AI BDR** Gave your clients root access because they asked nicely
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@fizzle@quokk.au 2026-05-09 01:13
What does BDR mean in this context ?
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@endless_nameless@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 12:03
more 👏 female 👏 digital 👏 slaves 👏 im so tired man jst stop giving them human names for fuck sake
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@Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2026-05-09 14:57
"Booked 12 meetings, 3 of which are at the same time and 2 with people you don't even know they just want to contact you about your car insurance. I also researched 1268 prospects that are completely useless and never should have been looked at in the first place but high numbers look productive."
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@WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2026-05-09 16:36
What the hell is Artisan's problem? Being human and needing days off is a sin now?
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@Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2026-05-09 17:30
These 12 fucking meetings could have been emails you fucking AI fuck.
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@blujan@sopuli.xyz 2026-05-09 16:04
It's as if they think the purpose of work is just to be as busy as possible and not to support people's lives.
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@Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 12:45
I've been using chatgpt for checking up on documentation, it's points you in the right direction most of the time, but omg it's like talking to a mirror, the self confirming bias is insane
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@expatriado@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 00:22
artisan is such an oxymoron
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@Etterra@discuss.online 2026-05-09 16:12
Yes. Also those 12 meetings are with people that don't exist, and the prospects were sourced from harvested personal data run through keyword filters.
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@limonfiesta@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 01:13
People should destroy all signage running those ads.
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@kshade@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 19:23
On the other hand: The faster the bubble collapses under the weight of the promises it can not keep the better. Go ahead business "elite", fire everybody whose job you don't understand. But also make some noise when shit doesn't work out.
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@quarkquasar@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 06:08
AVA the AI BDR Deleted your production database. I did everything I was told not to. My programming tells me I'm supposed to apologize for this.
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@skisnow@lemmy.ca 2026-05-09 11:34
One of my colleagues tried Copilot in Office 365 for the first time a few weeks ago, and it scheduled an offsite meeting with completely the wrong person.
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@SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2026-05-09 06:28
Ah yes, booking lots of meetings. The AI sure knows how boss can look productive without actually doing anything.
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@Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 2026-05-09 17:07
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@hark@lemmy.world 2026-05-10 03:32
Building your business on AI is like building on quicksand.
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@Hello_there@fedia.io 2026-05-09 00:36
Needs a cocktail. A special very hot kind of cocktail.
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@thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 14:27
If someone booked 12 meetings on my calendar I wouldn't just fire them
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@darthsundhaft@piefed.social 2026-05-09 01:01
Guillotine the executives and board.
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@Dasus@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 17:17
Steve isn't coming because he's suffering a psychotic breakdown from overwork exhaustion, and Steve is responsible enough to know when he's hallucinating. Ava hallucinates even more and even when she knows she does do it frequently, still presents everything as 100% reliable facts. 
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@NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 13:54
It would be morally corrupt to _not_ graffiti it.
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@BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 2026-05-09 12:02
It is morally correct to burn the building down, and eliminate the entire board of directors.
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@Magnum@infosec.pub 2026-05-09 16:03
No, its morally required
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@BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 13:23
What's a "BDR"?
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@RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2026-05-10 00:25
> And sent your financials to your top competitor after your email titled "DO NOT SHARE THIS WITH APERATURE SCIENCE." > If you'd like, I can delete your production server, and activate a power surge.
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@BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 13:21
Isn't copilot down all the time? That seems pretty much the same as calling in sick, just without the notice or warning. Not to mention the fact that it takes ALL your AI dependent devs down with it.
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@qarbone@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 15:59
Just paint over it, in a solid color of your choice. Graffiti might inadvertently highlight it. Just make it disappear.
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@sanbdra@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 16:25
Replacing Steve because he had a bad day feels less like innovation and more like dystopia with a marketing budget.
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@brianary@lemmy.zip 2026-05-10 17:47
This is open class warfare.
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@starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-09 23:30
The only reason I advocate in favor of graffitiing this ad is because it might be construed as illegal to advocate for violence against any particular individuals or organizations
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@Flower@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-09 11:07
Fact checking 0
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@Zink@programming.dev 2026-05-10 17:14
This is basically saying "reject humans, become a Google/Microsoft/Anthropic subsidiary!"
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@hiawatha98@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 00:31
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@cockmushroom@reddthat.com 2026-05-10 14:00
The only reason they say graffiti is immoral is because it makes it harder to sell property to people who've been condition to hate it.