Post #2580618
2026-01-30 08:16 UTC
Replies (5)
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@kek@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-01-30 08:20
This would be great, but unfortunately would not make number go up. That is all they care about now.
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@Deceptichum@quokk.au 2026-01-30 09:46
Their core users are corporations, not personal households.
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@Jesus_666@lemmy.world 2026-01-30 14:05
Or double down on AI. Then double down even harder. - Make the use of Copilot mandatory; simultaneously heavily monetize it to instantly turn the AI division into a profit center. - To that end release the successor to Windows 11, a cloud-only offering that replaces the taskbar with a Copilot instance which launches programs for the user. Downplay any accusations that the new Windows Live 365 With Copilot is just a rental Windows 11 with the taskbar hastily hacked out. - Don't forget that Windows Live 365 With Copilot does not include a subscription for Copilot, which must be booked separately. - Get all of your customers to switch by immediately dropping support for all previous Windows versions, "migrating" their support windows over to Windows Live 365 With Copilot. Corporate customers, which have gone all-in on Azure, will need years to migrate off the Windows ecosystem, which means excellent short-term revenue. - Make sure that Windows Live 365 With Copilot can only save to OneDrive to make it maximally hard for those customers to get their data out. - Hope that the current world order disintegrates before the massive exodus of customers ruins the company. - Whether or not it does, turn off your business phone and spend the next five years doing massive amounts of cocaine on a private island in the South Pacific.
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@anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-30 13:36
I wonder how well a project to secure windows 7 and provide 3rd party security patches would do financially. Whichever country grows the balls to ignore the DMCA could do it and make a lot of people happy.
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@ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2026-01-30 13:23
8 was better than 7.