Post #2577047
2026-05-15 10:56 UTC
Sauron
Has only got One Ring
Three others
Are on the Elven-kings
Find them
In darkness bind them
Along with mortals,
And Dwarf-lords,
And things
(Mordor Army marching song, Third Age, apocryphal)
Replies (4)
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@simontatham@hachyderm.io 2026-05-15 10:56
Sauron Had only got One Ring Shelob Sat down on someone's Sting The Witchking Has stopped his bitching And no-one knows if The Balrog Had wings. (Gondor Army marching song, Fourth Age, apocryphal)
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@stonebear2@hachyderm.io 2026-05-15 11:56
@simontatham@hachyderm.io I am at a filk con this weekend. You, sir, are getting covered!
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@losttourist@social.chatty.monster 2026-05-15 13:59
@simontatham@hachyderm.io First class, you possibly win Mastodon today. Now, how the hell do I get this stupid tune out of my head? 😅
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@davebiff@mas.to 2026-05-15 14:02
@simontatham@hachyderm.io 👏👏👏