Post #2571727

Just some advice to any cat-like person out there: -Nap like a cat; under the sunbeam where it is the coziest. -Sleep like a cat; all bundle up is the most comfortable and keeps you safe from the outside. -Ask for attention; react angrily when they give too much. -Ask to be pet; not that way tho. -Eat like a cat; leave some behind for later and then forget about it. Ask for more when you get hungry again. Refuse the old stuff. -Entertain yourself like a cat; follow that thing. -Just because you are small doesn’t mean they can pick you up; retaliate. -Stretch; cats know the best positions, fuck yoga. -If it feels good; do it, who’s gonna stop you. -When they talk to you like a baby, look at them like they are being stupid, because they are. -Have a bunch of toys; play with the trash. -Sit or lay down on top of them, they love it. I’ll try to come back with more. #mbeingacat