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DOCTOR HARDMAN: spit it out, new guy, what do we have DR. FLOPSWEAT LICKSPITTLE: elderly patient in her mid-30's presenting with acute chyron in her lower third. iv is thready, pulse is thoracic, and we've already given her 10 cc's of stat HARDMAN (jaw set): give her. the good drug ADMINISTRATOR PENNYWHISTLE: i thought i told you we can't afford good drug. give your patients bad drug or i'll hang your scrubs from the highest yardarm HARDMAN: lickspittle, do it PATIENT: wait i want bad drug