Post #2557904
2026-05-07 22:08 UTC
There's a shitty guy on my street I've had problems with, off-leash shit with his rottweiler. Dude's a bad owner, rude, disrespectful, irresponsible, a fucking asshole who I've had to literally scream at to shut the fuck up, so every time I walk past his house with my gormless dog who can't defend himself my hands ball into fists and I load both my arms like Henry Cavill in that Mission: Impossible movie and my vision becomes an all-red Terminator HUD with a targeting reticle, just in case
Replies (3)
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@evelynf@counterforce.social 2026-05-07 22:09
This is definitely a sustainable state of affairs
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@evelynf@counterforce.social 2026-05-07 22:13
It's hilarious how much more assertive and brave I am now that I'm performing womanhood and transsexuality. I have mama bear energy. I will kill for my cub. I will yell at and berate a man in the street because he deserves it
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@evelynf@counterforce.social 2026-05-07 22:15
I'm five feet and five inches tall but I have made myself hard to kill by consisting of more rage by volume than my body can contain