Post #2550095

And Jesus said unto the theologians, who do you say that I am? They replied: “You are the Estological Manifestation of the Ground of our being. The kyergma of which we find the ultimate leading in our personal relationships. The source of our love and delight in this world. And you are the foundation and the savior and everything all at once. You are the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. You are all and nothing simultaneously, and we love you for it all.” And Jesus said “…What the fuck are you talking about?” Some time passed. The silence was deafening. One of the theologians finally was able to work past their anxieties and spake “h”. Jesus was enlightened.