Post #2532262
2026-05-11 02:54 UTC
"Store theft is on the rise! We're losing kajillions!"
Have you hired more employees, as it's been shown that employee presence will deter theft?
"No! But we spent significantly more on these locked cases!"
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"Sales went down. So now we gotta fire people. Because theft."
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"Theft went up in other departments! More locked cases!"
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@LexYeen@plush.city 2026-05-11 03:47
@Mhera@yiff.life Funny how those locked cases seem to show up in the stores closest to lower-income neighborhoods, too. :thonkery: