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@FaggotTourney I am out here again to scrape up nominations for the Faggot Tourney, which does in fact have a hashtag just to make it even gayer ( #faggottourney ) Right now, two nominations is enough for you to secure a spot for just about anyone! The only exceptions are people from poast and tsundere.love, who need 7 and 3 respectively. There's about two weeks left to get your nominations in, and after that we'll have a BIG BEAUTIFUL BRACKET for you guys to obsess over. Keep in mind that for this tournament, seeding matters a lot more: this is a 24-entrant tournament, which means that the top 8 seeds are getting a bye! Right now, Fediverse's top 8 faggots (excluding Dicey and Dread) are: AidanTTIerian@poa.st for his perpetual blockfaggotry and bashing white people! M_39@detroitriotcity.com for just liking penis. A lot. EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st for spamming the nomination thread with futanari without tagging #NAFO charliebrownau@poa.st for blockfaggotry graf@poa.st for running poast p@fsebugoutzone.org for an admittedly broad litany of crimes MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com for being the primary cause of setting lab.nyanide.com on fire SMetzeler@minds.com for...I'm not quite sure, but I think he sucks jew dick or something. The next 11 - who are likely entrants, but whose positions are a little more tenuous - are: Matty@nicecrew.digital for running NCD Jonny Fever, for his drunken claims of fucking your mom subnetter@shitposter.world for liking cock or something? SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social for the HEINOUS CRIME OF BEING A CORPORATE JOURNALIST Halo@varishangout.net for being the primary cause of setting varishangout.net on fire. Tony@clew.lol for being gei mischievoustomato@tsundere.love for being gei mint@ryona.agency for wanton pedojacketing pernia@cum.salon for being the reason that people must be educated on the risks of homosexual behavior Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com for...I don't know lol truthbait@noauthority.social for reasons I don't remember but which were explained to me last year Together with OP - which is both CMD and Wiz - that's 21 likely entrants out of 24. Of note, the people who aren't guaranteed a spot: Ratposter - he needs 4 more nominations to overcome graf! That's right, instance limits are hitting poasties hard, there's 4 of them in the top 8 right now! CSB and Adam Curry - they're languishing at the bottom with only one nomination. This is particularly surprising for CSB, who almost took the crown instead of Dread in the first tournament! Has CSB repaired his reputation enough that people just don't want him in the tournament? Armstrong and StarProphet - the two most notorious child bride advocates on Fedi, the former just being interested in children and the latter being one of Dread's lackeys. Armstrong has *consistently* avoided a spot in the tournament, but he has actually gotten a nomination this year. They need one nomination to be properly in the running. Maija - this tournament's most notorious jobber. They've quieted down for the last half of a year, so maybe this is just not the year for them?