Post #242906
2026-02-07 19:53 UTC
Replies (37)
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@HorikBrun@kbin.earth 2026-02-07 21:11
Animal in my youth, and my best friend was already Floyd. Truthfully, I was already Fozzy. Nowadays, Dr Bunsen Honeydew. For science!
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@Rhaedas@fedia.io 2026-02-07 21:08
Animal was always my spirit animal.
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@Davel23@fedia.io 2026-02-07 21:10
I've always felt a kinship with Grover.
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@missingno@fedia.io 2026-02-07 21:51
Waldorf
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@ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2026-02-07 20:17
The yep yep aliens
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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-07 20:53
Gonzo. Weird little fuck that does anything he damned well pleases, loves who he loves, can be counted on, and is a friend to all.
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@artifex@piefed.social 2026-02-07 20:09
Kermit on the outside, Animal in my brain.
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@DrSleepless@lemmy.world 2026-02-07 20:41
Swedish chef, dude gives no fucks
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@Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-08 01:31
Screw it, Fozzie Bear. Bad jokes every where
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@chunes@lemmy.world 2026-02-08 06:08
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@bfg9k@lemmy.world 2026-02-08 09:00
Swedish Chef. Would be chill just bort-bort-borting it up
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@JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2026-02-08 01:11
Beaker bc silly and scientist, Elmo bc child-like wonder
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@cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 2026-02-07 22:20
Animal. Zero fucks given.
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@Jerb322@lemmy.world 2026-02-08 02:38
Fozzie "Wacka wacka"
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@Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-02-08 03:04
No chicken fuckers here? Gonzo! All day.
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@db2@lemmy.world 2026-02-07 20:26
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@jade52@lemmy.ca 2026-02-07 22:05
JANET she's cool af
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@Formfiller@lemmy.world 2026-02-08 09:40
Animal
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@SmokedBillionaire@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-07 22:50
Zoot just for his immaculate vibes.
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@gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-07 23:35
I want to be the chicken because no one has any expectations of the chicken except to just be a chicken. But I’m not going to get to be the chicken. You know what I’m going to be? I’m going to be Elmo. Why? Because someone has to be Elmo, and no one else wants to be Elmo. So as is my lot in life, I’m going to step up and do what no one else will do and fucking be Elmo. And I’ll be the best goddamn Elmo anyone’s ever met. And whoever gets to be the chicken: I hate you.
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@Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 2026-02-08 05:04
Elmo please. Adorable, loved, is allowed to be grumpy sometimes, and gets to have a great theme song and good friends? Hell yeah
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@pasdechance@jlai.lu 2026-02-07 21:14
Me? Me Sid. Me want cookie. Nom nom nom nom. _C is for cookie, that's good enough for me..._
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@JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 2026-02-07 21:29
Gonzo or Beaker
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@statler_waldorf@sopuli.xyz 2026-02-07 22:47
Me
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@Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 2026-02-08 08:34
Yeah, it'll have to be animal, definitely.
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@cowfodder@lemmy.world 2026-02-07 23:22
Sweetums. I've been told that I'm the human version already.
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@clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-07 21:38
I'm already a Muppet.
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@ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 2026-02-07 21:56
Like to be, maybe Floyd, more realistically Statler/Waldorf
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@acidrobot@lemmy.world 2026-02-08 05:53
Animal is great! But I feel like The Count + Animal is who I am at the moment.
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@Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2026-02-08 09:16
Dr. Teeth
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@spacebread98@lemmy.zip 2026-02-08 21:22
Count von Count
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@phonics@lemmy.world 2026-02-08 01:08
Oscar. Because he owns his own house.
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@YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2026-02-09 09:56
Elmo, if only for the recent hate he's gotten from right winged idiots.
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@sychthys@lemmy.world 2026-02-09 12:57
Uncle Deadly. Though I'd also be fine with Animal or Gonzo.
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@dlsloop@lemmy.zip 2026-02-08 21:01
Julia my beloved ❤️
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@Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 2026-02-08 02:46
I hope I'm a Rowlf but I might be a Gonzo, which isn't too bad either.
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@phonics@lemmy.world 2026-02-08 04:30
Sqautters rights?