Post #2426351
2026-05-12 02:09 UTC
RE: https://raru.re/@crlf/116559130021123962
🚨🚨!!BREAKING NEWS!!🚨🚨
We've got a live apple update here. Apples apparently have some dumbass goofy names! "Pink Lady (? NOT A LADY ?)", "Honeycrisp (? NO HONEY ANYWHERE ?)", and "Jazz (? NOT EVEN MUSIC ?)" apples? Give me a break!
Damages are still being assessed, but it could total in the several gazillions of dollars to affected parties. :blobcatBook:
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