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The Hippocritic Oath I swear by LinkedIn, “disruption,” and the invisible hand of the market that I will fulfill this oath to the best of my metric-driven ability. I will critique my teachers for their lack of personal branding. I will inform every patient that their illness is, ultimately, a failure of hustle culture, poor risk management, and not having a diverse investment portfolio. I will refuse deadly drugs but will absolutely shame you for buying avocado toast instead of a high-deductible health plan. Whatever house I enter, I will come for the sick — and leave a QR code to my Substack explaining how bootstraps could have prevented all of this. I will not repeat what I see or hear in private — but I will monetize the general vibe as a case study in “choice architecture.” If I keep this oath, may I achieve synergistic growth. If not… well, the market will correct you, not me.