Post #2390808
2026-02-23 21:27 UTC
We could easily solve that with just a single guillotine.
Replies (3)
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@Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-02-24 20:49
Or, hear me out: Woodchipper.
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@merc@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-23 23:47
At 5 minutes per execution, it could be done in just over 2 days. If you wanted to ensure that nobody missed any of the event and limited it to 8 hours per day, you could get it done in 1 week.
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@Alloi@lemmy.world 2026-02-23 21:34
if we did one per minute, we are looking at about 10 hours of solid thwacks. give or take. im sure we could shave that down by a few seconds per, they are a physically weak people on average. so i imagine we could get it done in half the time if we shave it to 30 seconds per billionaire. and have them all lined up. ready to go. thats an afternoon. about 5 hours at 30 seconds a pop.