Post #2376570
2023-03-27 14:53 UTC
@48kRAM@oldbytes.space - have all the content and links constantly shift around as things load so you accidentally click on some scam ad that takes over your browser
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@wrongthink@cdrom.tokyo 2023-03-27 15:22
@Abby@boks.moe @48kRAM@oldbytes.space 2030s web experience Open site in state-approved browser, on state-approved deviceWait for remote agent to verify your internet licenseReceive confirmation that your device hasn’t been tampered withPage proceeds to load preamble“Hi and welcome to *.com! Please check out our corporate sponsors while we prepare your synergistic experience!”, videos begin playingAnticipating your needs, based off of your advertisement shadow profile, your device preemptively reaches out and downloads *.com’s apps in the backgroundExceed your allotted bandwidthPopups everywhere “Purchase another 500TB network pass 🎫 for only $699.99 Ameros! 💵💵💵”