@humanhorseshoes@mastodon.world
Post #2311975
2026-05-05 11:00 UTC
@Pierrette@mastodon.uno I have my broken noodles ready to put in cold water
And then boil for 40’minutes without salt, tomato ketchup for the sauce and chicken and pineapple for my pizza and I have timed my cappuccino for 12:01
If none of that works I will say bruschetta wrong into a mirror three times
:akko_aaa:
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@humanhorseshoes@mastodon.world 2026-05-05 11:05
@Pierrette@mastodon.uno I don’t do any of this but I can still remember the horror of Italian students telling me about the food they were served. And the lack of bidets “tell me ‘ow I gonna wash my haas” and the hands waving everywhere
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@Pierrette@mastodon.uno 2026-05-05 11:30
@humanhorseshoes@mastodon.world 😂😂😂😂 No purgatory for you but straight hell