Post #2309775
2026-01-31 17:48 UTC
You be the judge of it:
- punched through a tempered, textured, 3mm thick glass, leading to several cuts on a hand and wrist
- kicked a glass panel on a door and got a nasty cust on my toe
- several instances of cutting myself on different types of thorny bushes
- perforation with glasses rim on my eyebrow
- severe cut on my other eyebrow, another on the bridge of my nose
- broken arm, twice
- fall from a 1st floor balcony, landing on a bush, after breaking a cabinet with my back and legs, until finally reaching the ground
- hundreds, if not thousands, of small scrapes and bruises
- bitten by dogs, leading to deep gouges, on my calves
- severe tear on the back of my left hand, with a broken bone, not exposed, leading to surgery
- many, many, many sprained ankles and wrists
- three pulled teeth plus all the bleeding from losing my baby teeth
- minor burns on hands and fingers, from cooking
- several nasty cuts from kitchen knives and a perforation by a lobster spike, which led to a severe infection, with a piece of lobster shell stuck underneath a finger nail
- a few near choking to death episodes
- two electrocussion incidents (230V), for mere seconds
Replies (2)
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@rbn@sopuli.xyz 2026-01-31 21:09
>- a few near choking to death episodes If they were really *near*, then two combined should be enough to end it, no?
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@isyasad@lemmy.world 2026-01-31 19:16
Your arms and hands would be pretty messed up. Depending on which arm was broken twice and how badly, it may be permanently damaged. Biggest thing is probably blood loss. I think your survival comes down to how much blood you lost in your glass injuries and from every other injury combined. Source: not a doctor, just guessing.