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Post #2309775

2026-01-31 17:48 UTC

You be the judge of it: - punched through a tempered, textured, 3mm thick glass, leading to several cuts on a hand and wrist - kicked a glass panel on a door and got a nasty cust on my toe - several instances of cutting myself on different types of thorny bushes - perforation with glasses rim on my eyebrow - severe cut on my other eyebrow, another on the bridge of my nose - broken arm, twice - fall from a 1st floor balcony, landing on a bush, after breaking a cabinet with my back and legs, until finally reaching the ground - hundreds, if not thousands, of small scrapes and bruises - bitten by dogs, leading to deep gouges, on my calves - severe tear on the back of my left hand, with a broken bone, not exposed, leading to surgery - many, many, many sprained ankles and wrists - three pulled teeth plus all the bleeding from losing my baby teeth - minor burns on hands and fingers, from cooking - several nasty cuts from kitchen knives and a perforation by a lobster spike, which led to a severe infection, with a piece of lobster shell stuck underneath a finger nail - a few near choking to death episodes - two electrocussion incidents (230V), for mere seconds

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  • @rbn@sopuli.xyz 2026-01-31 21:09

    >- a few near choking to death episodes If they were really *near*, then two combined should be enough to end it, no?

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  • @isyasad@lemmy.world 2026-01-31 19:16

    Your arms and hands would be pretty messed up. Depending on which arm was broken twice and how badly, it may be permanently damaged. Biggest thing is probably blood loss. I think your survival comes down to how much blood you lost in your glass injuries and from every other injury combined. Source: not a doctor, just guessing.

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