Squirrel President ya'll!!! What do you got? Just a basic hooman?!?
2026-05-06 00:56 UTC
Replies (32)
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@Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 2026-05-06 03:42
I find it so surreal that he can't even shut the fuck up about the fact that he gets dementia tested on the regular, which happens to be a symptom of dementia
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@radiofreebc@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 01:44
The actual cognitive test is for America, and they're all failing if they don't realize he's just making shit up as he goes along, and NOTHING he says is ever true. If any other President in history ever did any of the things he's doing constantly, they'd be over. Why is America okay with this? Does the whole country need to take this test?
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@Ariselas@piefed.ca 2026-05-06 02:19
"You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?"
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@DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 17:31
If Donald Trump is the smartest person in the room, there's no one else in the room.
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@auzy1@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 10:44
When are reporters going to point out that the test isn't meant to be considered hard.. Also, they need to start pushing for more information on the bruising of his hand, and WHY they keep testing him
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@SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2026-05-06 05:39
Would love to see him die in office. I would love to see him die by guillotine even more.
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@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 2026-05-06 10:17
hey OP, why not link to the tweet with the video instead of posting a reddit screenshot of it? https://xcancel.com/Acyn/status/2051395356592939361
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@frunch@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 04:52
Low energy AF. I heard the audio of him talking about that test and he sounded very tired... and like he was having a bit of trouble getting through the explanation. Probably just wishful thinking that he's running out of steam, but he's so full of hot air it's hard to tell, lol
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@bizza@lemmy.zip 2026-05-06 13:47
I can't wait until this fucker is in jail and we can hold the entire gov't accountable for what they've done right
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@BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 2026-05-06 11:37
That's sounds tough, I'm not sure I could pass it. I mean, I know what all those animals.are, even a squirrel, but in a test situation, the pressure on? I'm not sure I could identify them all. And three times? I definitely couldn't pull it off three times. Four animals? Not possible. Three, maybe, but four? C'mon, I'm only human.
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@14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 2026-05-06 04:36
is this something new, or is this recycling "person, woman, man, camera, tv"?
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@unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2026-05-06 06:46
So it's made up or not?
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@elucubra@sopuli.xyz 2026-05-06 09:59
What is this? A walk into a bar joke written by an illiterate person on shrooms?
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@33550336@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 09:51
Trump is a hooyman (Slavic people will understand)
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@Treczoks@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 14:49
The standard dementia test was hard? And he usually surrounds himself with people even dumber than him. So he might actually be right that many people around him would have failed...
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@Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 2026-05-06 12:40
Mount stupid
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@FatVegan@leminal.space 2026-05-06 09:45
Tbf, most people in this room would probably fail it.
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@BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 2026-05-06 11:49
He'd never be in Gen Pop, not for his own safety, but for theirs. Their just criminals, they don't deserve to have to deal with him around the cell block on the daily. There's a Constitutional amendment against Cruel & Unusual punishment, and having to serve your sentence alongside Donald Trump would be that for sure. No, throw him in a deep dark dungeon, and if it has to have a window, make the view a golf course that he'll never get to play again.
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 20:03
they gave my dad those tests before and after major brain surgery to determine if he was the same him before and after (note: the wizards at UCSF succeeded). they aren't "hard" per se, they're a diagnostic. they watch you take the test.
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@kent_eh@lemmy.ca 2026-05-06 10:38
I'm retired. I don't have to know what day it is any more!
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@PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 10:34
I work essentially a 6 day work week (4 on 2 off) and my favourite hockey team is in the playoffs for the first time in 15 years. I genuinely don't know what day it is half the time right now.
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@DakRalter@thelemmy.club 2026-05-07 09:26
https://www.poetryverse.com/ogden-nash-poems/camel I remembered it from that poem when I was a kid, just remember it IS the other way round.
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@samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-07 18:28
[It's not even the first time he's bragged about it.](https://www.facebook.com/thedailyshow/videos/trump-knows-his-animals/1524975009060104)
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@samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-08 13:32
He did say they are hard [(around 0:22)](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lqzEw-dXyn8).
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@auzy1@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 11:39
Against the world... That being said, other countries like here in Australia, we've made some pretty sweet trade deals with other countries
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@DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 17:38
Without a doubt the most prolific traitor in American history. But Americans are too stupid to acknowledge that in meaningful numbers now. It'll just be something generally acknowledged in retrospect in the future, which doesn't do us any good.
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@auzy1@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 20:34
A good one would be to ask him to draw a clock from memory showing what 8.40 would look like
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@Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 19:24
What's a squirrel? This guy is brilliant I have pooped myself please send ambulatory
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@njm1314@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 20:03
Y'all
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@JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 17:10
When squirrel becomes the big intellectual finish line, maybe the test wasn’t the flex he thought it was.
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@Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 10:01
>What is today's date? I thought they were supposed to start off easy.
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@bored_boar_onboard@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 16:55
I took one after having brain surgery a couple years ago. Was funny to me for a couple reasons: - I was given 5 words, then after talking to the nurse for a few minutes I had to repeat all 5 words from memory. I told her that I wouldn’t have done well on that pre-surgery. 😅 - When I got the “what animal is this” test and told the nurse that I couldn’t remember if a camel or a dromedary has two humps the nurse basically said “I think we’re good here” My spouse was naturally less amused than me due to the conditions which necessitated the test.