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Peter Parker is married to a woman named Sophia, aka Chat. She's a mutant, can talk to animals, and calls her friend Emma to tease her about "settling down to be a teacher". She has dropped the line, "a little birdie told me" with a straight face. Batman gave her the chuckle for that. She and Peter share a love of the Three Stooges and the Marx Brothers. Riddler once called her "Squirrel Girl Scary" and Taskmasters earnest, "Yup" shut the bar up. (Marvel Adventures Spidey Rocks) #HeadCanon