Post #2287190
2026-05-07 01:59 UTC
(Roll for plausible deniability) Mom, it’s just a mushroom model. I’m into….biology.
Replies (3)
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@Noja@sopuli.xyz 2026-05-07 15:20
They ship as silicone sculptures =)
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@a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2026-05-08 03:12
Mom, I’m on drugs.
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@BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 2026-05-08 13:04
Don’t worry about it mom, I’m just…a horny slut.