streak · Elektrine

The pope and the Iranian regime are both religious zealots, of course they aren't going to take it well if someone shows up and nonchalantly fucks their couch. And would you vote for a president who entertained someone who came over just to fuck a couch as a state guest?

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@TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world 2026-04-14 07:17

This guy seems like such a joke, but I fear he will not disappear into obscurity any time soon.

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@IratePirate@feddit.org 2026-04-13 22:22

Feared by people and couches alike.

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@ceenote@lemmy.world 2026-04-13 15:15

He should use this power for good. We'll have to trick him into doing it, probably...

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@Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2026-04-13 20:54

I thought his name was REEK

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@ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-13 14:05

The J stands for Jinxed

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@pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-13 14:22

If you really look at it, trump is the one sending him and vance is just a yes man. This is trump's streak.

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@Erwinhomow@lemmy.world 2026-04-14 13:47

Yeah, and it's on the couch cushion

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@dukatos@lemmy.zip 2026-04-13 18:35

Come visit Serbia next, please

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@BillCheddar@lemmy.world 2026-04-13 23:37

Can he take Trump to his next heart doctor checkup?

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@Jhex@lemmy.world 2026-04-13 14:35

the charisma of gonorrhea!

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@jagermo@feddit.org 2026-04-13 14:50

I'm getting the feeling that JD might not be a very talented politician.

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@trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-14 09:58

Streak indeed. A sticky streak of bodily fluids on the couch of everyone he visits.

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@Variden3301@lemmy.world 2026-04-13 18:52

Pope died??!

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@NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca 2026-04-14 20:16

I believe it's called incompetence.

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@electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2026-04-14 02:28

Damn someone should get him to meet Trump!

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@WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2026-04-14 20:21

The Vance effect…much like the kiss of death in the godfather movie.

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@BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2026-04-14 12:41

The Political Grim Reaper. It's like Trump set out to prove how incompetent Vance is before he runs for president. Next he'll send Rubio on a series of challenges to prove what a loser he is. Then Trump can say, "Well, I tried to give these guys a chance to prove themselves, but they failed at everything. Looks like I'll just have to stick around for another term."

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@Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2026-04-14 06:26

death made him one of his reapers.

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@doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2026-04-14 16:14

I'm in Ohio and felt this dude was slimy from the second I saw him. I don't like Trump either. And yet Democrats can't offer us good options either. God I hate FPTP two party voting.

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@KarlHungus42@lemmy.world 2026-04-13 16:41

Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.

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@humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2026-04-13 19:56

I believe he gets setup to fail by Trump. 3 terms and a movie. He was also asked/forced to say the line "Iranian nuclear vest suicide bombers in supermarkets", and was told by Israel to fail the Iran peace talks midway through.

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@vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2026-04-13 14:11

Oh wow he can call uav recon

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@Rakonat@lemmy.world 2026-04-13 15:26

They never said thank you.

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@resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2026-04-13 20:04

Whatever’s normal.

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@teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-13 14:40

I want to point out the fact that Vance is actually chubby, his suit hides it, but he's got a gross body. He plays like he's attractive, but he's not, let's see a shirt off pic of this clown. Seriously, you have to give the people what they want.

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@fred_garvin@lemmy.world 2026-04-14 03:23

The hyenas on the left pointing this out is like that movie "The Sixth Sense"

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@BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2026-04-14 01:41

The way he looks at him with goo goo eyes...

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@Wakmrow@lemmy.world 2026-04-13 16:39

And yet he's the vice president lol

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@FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 2026-04-13 14:54

I didn't know underwear poop stains were called Vance nowadays. I'll have to remember that.

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@CosmoNova@lemmy.world 2026-04-13 16:25

And none of them said „thank you“.

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@plyth@feddit.org 2026-04-13 14:16

* visits the pope -> American pope * flies to Hungary to prop up Orban -> two-thirds majority to open access for foreign, American, media * leads Iran negotiations -> America closes Strait of Hormus without international outcry Man's got a streak.

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