Post #2272679
2026-05-06 12:05 UTC
@marginalia@mastodon.social
The whole "we care about your privacy" wording out there is so hilarious to me.
That's like a mugger saying, "I care about your safety."
Replies (2)
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@pixx@merveilles.town 2026-05-06 12:49
@rl_dane@polymaths.social @marginalia@mastodon.social "I care about your safety, so don't do anything that might make me harm you!"
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@jargoggles@kolektiva.social 2026-05-06 13:06
@rl_dane@polymaths.social @marginalia@mastodon.social I like to say that companies value your privacy the same way a mugger values your wallet.