Post #2204743
2026-05-08 06:18 UTC
no, I meant the fiber damage looks like it was done by an animal… just like JFK’s head looked like it just did that spontaneously…
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@YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 2026-05-08 23:30
I thought we confirmed that his head did just do that, which is why the CIA had activated their sleeper agent in Lee Harvey Oswald to take a shot from the Texas schoolbook depository at just the right timing and angle to provide a mundane explanation that didn’t expose the flaws in their transdimensional mind chips. In unrelated news my wife finally managed to get me started watching Fringe.